Revisions for Product Placement.... "with Shad"

You must read the following the the “snuggie” infomercial reader voice

Do you have a dishwasher?
Would you like whiter plates?
Clearer glasses?
Sick of paying too much for over priced brands?
Would you like a product that works, endorsed by a name that you trust?

Hi I’m Shad from Team IPX, and I’d like to tell you about the ultimate in dishwasher tablet technology!
you wouldn’t like to hear about it? well too bad!

In all seriousness tho, you use finish Powerball tablets? you probably think they are pretty good. The occasional plate or glass which doesn’t quite get clean was obviously “Hella Dirty” “Placed Wrong” “Some nasty shit, cause its a powerball!”

Well NO MORE, gone are the days where you were mislead into believing that “FINISH… THE DIAMOND STANDARD” was the the right standard! It might be for diamonds baby, but sure not for plates people!
The standard for clean plates is… CLEAN PLATES, for less money!

Anyway, throw out your Finish crap, and go buy some of these
Woolworths Select dishwasher tablets…

They will work better then Finish Powerball and will be approx 10 bucks cheaper.
And it comes with the Shad Guarantee and the IPX “Screw Norway” tick of approval!

(I hear that Mattatuide also uses these…)
And let it be known, that I, in no way am biased to Woolworths, nor have shares in Westfarmers (or whoever pwns them). Im genuinely a Coles person in all seriousness!