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Wondering who Team IPX is?

Team IPX grew up in Svalbard . They can now be found slapshotting, hip checking and generally demoralising opposition across Australia.

Meet the team below:

Team IPX Board of Directors

Name: Fuzz
Jersey Number: 6
Name: Sha8dow
Jersey Number: 8
Name: Robag
Jersey Number: 10
Name: n0mad
Jersey Number: 33

Founding Members

Name: Kazashi
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description of Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay the Smashdown on you!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes the brains of this operation!”
Name: Sha8dow
Position: Left Wing
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out of my chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Or “Hey guys i got an idea….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description of Sha8dow: “his spelling’s a shocker!” “The grumpy old man of the team” – Blood
Name: Fuzz
Position: Right Wing
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!”
Team description of Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Name: Kazozza
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear the word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description of Kazozza: “WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!”
Name: Axe-Man
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description of Axe-Man: “Great skater…. Poor shooter”, “OG really stands for Own Goal…”

Members

Name: HarrassmentPanda
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “No carbs for me thanks…”
Team description of HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…. you wont eat carbs… but you’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Name: Ltmon
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in the News again”,
“*ltmon is away: going to the shops… but thinking outside the square on my way there….”
Team Description of Ltmon: “um…. lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?”
Name: Chipper
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description of Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chanting and Clapping “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Name: n0mad
Position: Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
Team Description of n0mad: “We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign”
Name: Chappo
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Chappo: “Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
“You’re f***ing what? You’re WHERE?”
“FFS…He’s up the coast!”
“The Coast? F***!!!”
Name: Hashy
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and i’d do it again.”
Team Description of Hashy: What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???
Name: Robag
Position: always stumbling around in the line of fire
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote: dogs that talk, freak me out :0
Team Description of Robag:“Loves your work!”“He is the Dirt 2 Car Smasher”
Name: Bloodstorm
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “Its Because your all bloody Ausys!!!”
Team Description of Bloodstorm: “We are sure NZ will do better in the cricket next year”
Name: Mattatuide
Position: Charging knife first into combat
Jersey Number: 11
Favourite quote: “Cookies”
Team Description of Mattatuide: “Our Loyal Bad Company 2 Leader”
Name: Microman
Position: Pontiac, any track
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “Fuzz! If you had just gone AROUND!”
Team Description of Microman: “Oohhh Haaaro, Welcum to Ai Pee Exsh”
Name: Manschaft
Position: Behind the enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description of Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Name: Doodizm
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasing me, I’ll hurt you!!” raises fist….
Team Description of Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING” or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”

Honorary Members:

Name: Willow
Position: on the bench eating popcorn
Jersey Number: 23
Favourite quote: “Legio Patria Nostra” “The Legion is our Fatherland” (FFL)
Team Description of Willow: “Viva la IPX!”
Name: Kippa
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Kippa: “Kippa for President!”
Name: Temperance
Position:
Jersey Number: 77
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Temperance: “The New Girl :D!”
Name: KillerSL
Position: Every Where
Jersey Number: 16
Favourite quote: “’ Ko Or TapOut You Choose
Team Description of Killer: “<—-Good news no longer The new guy—->”
Name: Broadband Bandit
Position:
Jersey Number: 59
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Broadband Bandit: “.”
Name: Milzy
Position: In his RS200 Battling Spud
Jersey Number: 56
Favourite quote: “We’re not related… She’s an adopted sister!”
Team Description of Milzy: “Sister Slammer!”
Name: Johnny5
Position:
Jersey Number: 58
Favourite quote: “screw norway”
Team Description of Johnny5: “yep the new new new guy”
Name: Silentshadow
Position:
Jersey Number: 22
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Silentshadow: “.”
Name: Spudinator
Position: In his RS200 Battling Milky
Jersey Number: 88
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Spudinator: “Spends almost as much time as Milky playing Dirt 2 with his off button.”
Name: Crazy_As
Position: IPX Cheerleading squad
Jersey Number: 12
Favourite quote: “I have boobs ‘`I kick Disabled people`
Team Description of Crazy_As: “Always tormenting Robag.”
Name: Deadite
Position: Team IPX Sniper
Jersey Number: 2
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Deadite: “We love Deadite’s Team down sniping.”
Name: Sc0ut
Position:
Jersey Number: 27
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Sc0ut: “.”
Name: Limpet
Position: “smeared on the road by Robags carl gustov”
Jersey Number: 67
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Limpet:“BC2 Strat man.”
Name: Kerrien
Position:
Jersey Number: 92
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Kerrien: “the new guy”
Name: Proton Rifle
Position:
Jersey Number: 15
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Proton Rifle: “.”
Name: StepUp
Position:
Jersey Number: 28
Favourite quote:
Team Description of StepUp: “/_No longer the new guy_\”

Retired Members:

Name: Giggle
Position: Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Name: Gretzki
Position: Retired (the Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description of Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!”

As per the word of Lu-Kas:

  • No skater can have the number 0 or 1 because it’s so close to 0
  • Also 99 is retired as Homage to the Great Wayne Gretzki