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Wondering who Team IPX is?

Team IPX grew up in Svalbard . They can now be found slapshotting, hip checking and generally demoralising opposition across Australia.

Meet the team below:

Team IPX Board of Directors

Name: Fuzz
Jersey Number: 6
Name: Sha8dow
Jersey Number: 8
Name: Robag
Jersey Number: 10
Name: n0mad
Jersey Number: 33
Name: Bloodstorm
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9

Founding Members

Name: Kazashi
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description of Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay the Smashdown on you!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes the brains of this operation!”
Name: Sha8dow
Position: Left Wing
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out of my chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Or “Hey guys i got an idea….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description of Sha8dow: “his spelling’s a shocker!” “The grumpy old man of the team” – Blood
Name: Fuzz
Position: Right Wing
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!”
Team description of Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Name: Kazozza
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear the word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description of Kazozza: “WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!”
Name: Axe-Man
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description of Axe-Man: “Great skater…. Poor shooter”, “OG really stands for Own Goal…”

Members

Name: HarrassmentPanda
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “No carbs for me thanks…”
Team description of HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…. you wont eat carbs… but you’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Name: Ltmon
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in the News again”,
“*ltmon is away: going to the shops… but thinking outside the square on my way there….”
Team Description of Ltmon: “um…. lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?”
Name: Chipper
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description of Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chanting and Clapping “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Name: n0mad
Position: Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
Team Description of n0mad: “We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign”
Name: Chappo
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Chappo: “Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
“You’re f***ing what? You’re WHERE?”
“FFS…He’s up the coast!”
“The Coast? F***!!!”
Name: Hashy
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and i’d do it again.”
Team Description of Hashy: What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???
Name: Robag
Position: always stumbling around in the line of fire
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote: dogs that talk, freak me out :0
Team Description of Robag:“Loves your work!”“He is the Dirt 2 Car Smasher”
Name: Bloodstorm
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “Its Because your all bloody Ausys!!!”
Team Description of Bloodstorm: “We are sure NZ will do better in the cricket next year”
Name: Mattatuide
Position: Charging knife first into combat
Jersey Number: 11
Favourite quote: “Cookies”
Team Description of Mattatuide: “Our Loyal Bad Company 2 Leader”
Name: Microman
Position: Pontiac, any track
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “Fuzz! If you had just gone AROUND!”
Team Description of Microman: “Legend has it, Microman has an IQ of 301, his arms are as thick as trees, and he is on his way to becoming the next Chuck Norris. He will have the sexiest wife, the biggest house, and will be remembered by all as Great. Yeah Right.”
Name: Manschaft
Position: Behind the enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description of Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Name: Doodizm
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasing me, I’ll hurt you!!” raises fist….
Team Description of Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING” or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”

Honorary Members:

Name: Willow
Position: on the bench eating popcorn
Jersey Number: 23
Favourite quote: “Legio Patria Nostra” “The Legion is our Fatherland” (FFL)
Team Description of Willow: “Viva la IPX!”
Name: Kippa
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Kippa: “Kippa for President!”
Name: Temperance
Position:
Jersey Number: 77
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Temperance: “The New Girl :D!”
Name: KillerSL
Position: Every Where
Jersey Number: 16
Favourite quote: “’ Ko Or TapOut You Choose
Team Description of Killer: “<—-Good news no longer The new guy—->”
Name: Loganator
Position:
Jersey Number: 98
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Loganator: “look a new guy !”
Name: Milzy
Position: In his RS200 Battling Spud
Jersey Number: 56
Favourite quote: “We’re not related… She’s an adopted sister!”
Team Description of Milzy: “Sister Slammer!”
Name: Johnny5
Position:
Jersey Number: 58
Favourite quote: “screw norway”
Team Description of Johnny5: “yep the new new new guy”
Name: Silentshadow
Position:
Jersey Number: 22
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Silentshadow: “.”
Name: Spudinator
Position: In his RS200 Battling Milky
Jersey Number: 88
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Spudinator: “Spends almost as much time as Milky playing Dirt 2 with his off button.”
Name: Crazy_As
Position: IPX Cheerleading squad
Jersey Number: 12
Favourite quote: “I have boobs ‘`I kick Disabled people`
Team Description of Crazy_As: “Always tormenting Robag.”
Name: Deadite
Position: Team IPX Sniper
Jersey Number: 2
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Deadite: “We love Deadite’s Team down sniping.”
Name: Sc0ut
Position:
Jersey Number: 27
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Sc0ut: “.”
Name: Limpet
Position: “smeared on the road by Robags carl gustov”
Jersey Number: 67
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Limpet:“BC2 Strat man.”
Name: Kerrien
Position:
Jersey Number: 92
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Kerrien: “the new guy”
Name: StepUp
Position:
Jersey Number: 28
Favourite quote:
Team Description of StepUp: “/_No longer the new guy_\”
Name: Cheesy
Position:
Jersey Number: 65
Favourite quote: “’
Team Description of Cheesy: “look a new guy !”

Retired Members:

Name: Giggle
Position: Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Name: Gretzki
Position: Retired (the Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description of Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!”

As per the word of Lu-Kas:

  • No skater can have the number 0 or 1 because it’s so close to 0
  • Also 99 is retired as Homage to the Great Wayne Gretzki