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About Team IPX
Wonderin' who Team IPX is?
Team IPX grew up in Svalbard. They can now be found slapshottin', hip checkin' an' generally demoralisin' opposition across Australia.
Meet th' team below:
Foundin' Members
Name: Kazashi
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description o' Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay th' Smashdown on ye!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes th' brains o' this operation!”
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description o' Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay th' Smashdown on ye!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes th' brains o' this operation!”
Name: Sha8dow
Position: Left Win'
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out o' me chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Prepare to be boarded! Or “Avast guys i got an notion….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description o' Sha8dow: “his spellin'’s a shocker!”
Position: Left Win'
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out o' me chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Prepare to be boarded! Or “Avast guys i got an notion….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description o' Sha8dow: “his spellin'’s a shocker!”
Name: Fuzz
Position: Right Win'
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT movin' t' Canberra yet. Fire the cannons! I will be soon!!”
Team description o' Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Position: Right Win'
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT movin' t' Canberra yet. Fire the cannons! I will be soon!!”
Team description o' Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Name: Kazozza
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear th' word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description o' Kazozza: “WTF do ye mean ye know th' score o' th' All Star game?!”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear th' word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description o' Kazozza: “WTF do ye mean ye know th' score o' th' All Star game?!”
Name: Axe-Man
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description o' Axe-Man: “Great skater…, Ya swabbie! Poor shooter”, “OG really stands fer Own Goal…”
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description o' Axe-Man: “Great skater…, Ya swabbie! Poor shooter”, “OG really stands fer Own Goal…”
Members
Name: HarrassmentPanda
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “Nay carbs fer me thanks…”
Team description o' HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…, we'll keel-haul ye, with a chest full of booty! ye wont eat carbs… but ye’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “Nay carbs fer me thanks…”
Team description o' HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…, we'll keel-haul ye, with a chest full of booty! ye wont eat carbs… but ye’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Name: Ltmon
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in th' News again”,
“*ltmon is away: goin' t' th' shops… but thinkin' outside th' square on me way thar….”
Team Description o' Ltmon: “um…. Fire the cannons! Fetch me spyglass! lt, we got a web problem, wont ye think o' th' little sandcrabs?”
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in th' News again”,
“*ltmon is away: goin' t' th' shops… but thinkin' outside th' square on me way thar….”
Team Description o' Ltmon: “um…. Fire the cannons! Fetch me spyglass! lt, we got a web problem, wont ye think o' th' little sandcrabs?”
Name: Chipper
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description o' Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chantin' an' Clappin' “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description o' Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chantin' an' Clappin' “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Name: n0mad
Position: Machine-Gunner from th' 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy th' GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues t' fire rockets into it waitin' fer an all mighty explosion.
Team Description o' n0mad: “We think that scurvey dog an' Hashy created Padman, an' their IPX existence is a Padman Marketin' campaign”
Position: Machine-Gunner from th' 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy th' GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues t' fire rockets into it waitin' fer an all mighty explosion.
Team Description o' n0mad: “We think that scurvey dog an' Hashy created Padman, an' their IPX existence is a Padman Marketin' campaign”
Name: Chappo
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' Chappo: “Where th' hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call t' Chappo)
“You’re f***in' what, Hornswaggle You’re WHERE?”
“FFS…The ornery cuss’s up th' coast!”
“The Coast? And hoist the mainsail! F***!!!”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' Chappo: “Where th' hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call t' Chappo)
“You’re f***in' what, Hornswaggle You’re WHERE?”
“FFS…The ornery cuss’s up th' coast!”
“The Coast? And hoist the mainsail! F***!!!”
Name: Hashy
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!”
Team Description o' Hashy: What do ye mean herbal an' what be ye smokin???
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!”
Team Description o' Hashy: What do ye mean herbal an' what be ye smokin???
Name: Manschaft
Position: Behind th' enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description o' Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Position: Behind th' enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description o' Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Name: Doodizm
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasin' me, I’ll hurt ye!!” raises fist….
Team Description o' Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING” or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasin' me, I’ll hurt ye!!” raises fist….
Team Description o' Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING” or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”
Honorary Members:
Name: Haklin
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “I need sticky tape fer me mic!”
Team Description o' Haklin: “”
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “I need sticky tape fer me mic!”
Team Description o' Haklin: “”
Name: Dementia
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 21
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description o' Dementia: “”
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 21
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description o' Dementia: “”
Name: ResidentEvil
Position: Lost
Jersey Number: 26
Favourite quote: “Friendship is like peein' on yourself: everyone can see it, but only ye get th' warm
feelin' that it brin's. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
Team Description o' ResidentEvil: “”
Position: Lost
Jersey Number: 26
Favourite quote: “Friendship is like peein' on yourself: everyone can see it, but only ye get th' warm
feelin' that it brin's. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
Team Description o' ResidentEvil: “”
Name: Bloodstorm
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “If th' candle light is fire th' meal were bein' cooked a long time ago.”“Semper Fi”
Team Description o' Bloodstorm: “”
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “If th' candle light is fire th' meal were bein' cooked a long time ago.”“Semper Fi”
Team Description o' Bloodstorm: “”
Name: CombatChuck
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' CombatChuck:”“
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' CombatChuck:”“
Name: Robag
Position:
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' Robag:“Loves yer work!”
Position:
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' Robag:“Loves yer work!”
Name: Johnny
Position: At Home.
Jersey Number: 14
Favourite quote: “Oh dear…”
Team Description o' Johnny: “Fast little ninja.Inconsubscici'us.”
Position: At Home.
Jersey Number: 14
Favourite quote: “Oh dear…”
Team Description o' Johnny: “Fast little ninja.Inconsubscici'us.”
Name: Volkam
Position:
Jersey Number: 20
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description o' Volkam: “Absent With Out Lecture.”
Position:
Jersey Number: 20
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description o' Volkam: “Absent With Out Lecture.”
Retired Members:
Name: Giggle
Position: Deceased, cause o' death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Position: Deceased, cause o' death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description o' Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Name: Gretzki
Position: Retired (th' Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description o' Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, th' Number 1 allstar!”
Position: Retired (th' Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description o' Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, th' Number 1 allstar!”
As per th' word o' Lu-Kas:
- Nay skater can have th' number 0 or 1 because it’s so close t' 0
- Also 99 is retired as Homage t' th' Great Wayne Gretzki