Better l8te than never……………..

Without a single nomination I was getting worried but Bloodstorm stepped up to the plate and said
“Lets do this n0mad” so without anymore waiting, We present to U the IPX Awards 2008

2007 Awards can be found here

IPX Awards 2008

Best Soldier / Opressor

Winner: Robag
With Rocket Launcher in hand Robag really won this outright.
Runner up: n0mad
Pushed out the way by Robag, n0mad decided to take the left flank.

Best Medic

Winner: chipper
2 Years running and chipper is showing us all he likes to wear the nurses uniform :P
Runner up: Ltmon
Sum fine work nearly saw him take this out.
Honorable mentions: Fuzz

Best Engineer:

Winner: Hashy
2 years running it seams Hashy can’t put down his pliers.
Runner up: Robag
Soldier / Engy is there nothing Robag can’t do
Honorable mentions: Johnny (2009 may be Johnny’s year)

Best Covert ops:

Winner: Chipper
Runner up in 2007 chipper decided another medal was required this year.
Runner up: HarrassmentPanda
Honorable mentions: n0mad

Best Fire support

Winner: Hashy
Runner up last year Hashy had something to prove and the best way was to annihilate the opposition in style.
Runner up: Robag
Honorable mentions: Chipper

Best building of primary objectives:

Winner: Hashy
Runner up: chipper
Honorable mentions: Fuzz

Best Destruction of primary objectives

Winner: n0mad
Runner up: chipper
Honorable mentions: Hashy

Best primary objectives achiever (build and destroy)

Winner: Hashy
Runner up: n0mad
Honorable mentions: HarrassmentPanda

Best Sniper/Railgun

Winner: Chipper
You camping Whore

Best Best Rocket/Oblit

Winner: Robag
Either n0mad’s rocket are 2 slow, Robag is either standing in front of n0mad or Robag has stopped using any other gun.
Runner up: n0mad

Best Grenade

Winner: Hashy
Hashy is currently getting 1 Granade kill every 2 minutes.
Just amazing stat.

Best Shot gun

Winner: HarrassmentPanda
Runner up: Ltmon
Honorable mentions: Robag

Best GPMG

Winner: n0mad
When not using the Rocket hes using the GPMG
Runner up: Ltmon
Honorable mentions: Johnny

Best Hyperblaster

Winner: Johnny
Cries of death when Johnny fires up his blaster.
Runner up: Fuzz
Honorable mentions: Robag

BS Awards 2008

Best Insult/Rant

Winner: Sha8doW
Never one to mince words, mind you he can’t spell a lot of em but at least he gets his point across.
Runner up: Sha8doW

Classiest Backstab

Winner: Chipper
Known to follow Shad around just to score the back stab.
Runner up: Sha8doW
Known to follow Chipper around just to score the back stab.

Best Bumblebee pilot

Winner: Ltmon
Runner up: Hashy
Honorable mentions: HarrassmentPanda

Best Anasi Pilot

Winner: Hashy
Time to come down from there Hashy.

Best Tormentor Pilot

Winner: HarrassmentPanda
Just edged out Hashy this year.
Runner up: Hashy
Runner Up Last Year maybe next year Hashy.
Honorable mentions: n0mad
Known to do back flips every time he gets in.

Best Cyclopser

Winner: Chipper
Runner up: Sha8doW
Honorable mentions: HarrassmentPanda
Forget Smokin Guns Duel lets make it a robot duel between Shad and Chipper

Best Hog Driver

Winner: Fuzz
2 years running Fuzz will drive until total destruction.
Never known to bail in a hog he’s in there until the end.

Best Tank Driver

Winner: Bloodstorm
Battle between Blood (Titan) and Fuzz (Hog) rages on, current stats show Blood ahead 70% to Fuzz 30%.
Moneys on Blood but online betting still won’t take our calls.

Best Husky Driver

Winner: n0mad
Running over people with a smile.
Runner up: Fuzz

Best Platypus driver

Winner: Hashy
Runner up: HarrassmentPanda
Honorable mentions: Ltmon

Best MCP Driver

Winner: Hashy
2nd year in a row.
Runner up: Fuzz
Honorable mentions: HarrassmentPanda

Best trick with a Hog

Winner: Fuzz
Back Flips, Forwards Flips all out carnage when Fuzz is behind the wheel.

Best trick with a Cyclops

Winner: Sha8doW
Valley – 1 Robot leg off the bridge.

Best Rage Quit

Winner: Sha8doW
Everyone is cheating

Best clan match

Winner: IPX vs ADA
Pancakes were mentioned then someone said “blood is using his mind powers on us”
Bloodstorm’s mind altering Pancake speech changed the match forever and not only did it effect the opposition
but all IPX at the time were thinking food rather than on planting.

Best Camping/Hiding Spot

Winner: Hashy
Refinery – Smoke Stacks as Strog and even a great bailout from the Anasi as GDF finds Hashy snipering from way up high.

Best peace maker:

Winner: Fuzz
When asked to vote on keeping shad in the ETQW Ladder.
Honorable mentions: The entire team for still being here despite many a difference of opinion.

Best game glitch:

Winner: Bloodstorm
The Japanese Flag on his user on the stats site. Bizarre.
Winner in 2007 and also in 2008 this Glitch continues and I see another person will get this award in 2009 as well.

Best Idea

Winner: n0mad / HarrassmentPanda
The Team IPX Server was born in 2008 and we must thank all those involved.
Keep up the great work………….

Most Deployables fallen onto an IPX Player

Winner: Fuzz

Best disappearing act

Alot of IPX disappeared in 2008, where 2 no one knows

Best Smoke Signals

Winner: Hashy

Best Tech Support

Winner: Robag
Runner up: Fuzz
Honorable Mentions: Ltmon, Sha8doW, n0mad

Most Server kicked player

Winner: Fuzz
Runner up: Shad

Most Chicken

Winner: Kazashi
Not seen in ETQW for over a year now we worry he is still having nightmares.

Most Runover

Winner: Bloodstorm
His road sense needs sum work

Most Objective Whore

Winner: Johnny
Always running with pliers in hand.

Team IPX ET:QW Record

This is the closest to December 2008 I can manage if anyone has a better screenshot email n0mad