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Sun, 12/04/2009 - 00:02 by KraizenSun, 12/04/2009 - 15:09 by Kraizen
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Check this stuff out rofl
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Check this stuff out rofl
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Choice quotes are:
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<anamexis> oh man
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<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
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--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
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<anamexis> and it exploded
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<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
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<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
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<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
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<anamexis> :<
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
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<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
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<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
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<JonJonB> Let's see the results...
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<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.
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<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.
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<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.
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<JonJonB> Ok
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<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
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<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
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<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
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<melusine > O_______O
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<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang
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<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.
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<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
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<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(
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<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
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<rycool> ...
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<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
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<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.
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Current revision:

Fucking gold

Submitted by Kraizen on Sun, 12/04/2009 - 00:02

http://bash.org/?top

Check this stuff out rofl

Choice quotes are:

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oh man
I was opening a coke, right
—> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<— Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<
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what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
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Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book
Let’s see the results…

The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wang had still been in his hand when he’d jumped – it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll’s nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

Ok
I have found, definitive proof
that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
“Yes,” Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding…. Any second now, he might hear his mother again… but he shouldn’t think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn’t want to… or did he?
O_______O
Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

‘Get – off – me!’ Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.
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I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
It said my password wasn’t long enough. :(
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I broke my G-string while fingering a minor :(
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I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven’s Door.
Oh well, time to buy new strings.
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The list goes on and on and on