Advantages Of Bein' A Woman
Why it’s better t' be a Woman! The sharks will eat well tonight!
1. We got off th' Titanic first.
2. We get t' flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, an' be nice t' us when we blow up our computers.
3, feed the fishes Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours, and a bottle of rum!
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies be stalkers.
5. We can cry an' get off speedin' fines.
6. We’ve no nay ne'er lusted after a cartoon character or th' central female figure in a computer game.
7. Walk the plank! Taxis stop fer us.
8, to be sure. Men die afore, so we get t' cash in on th' life insurance.
9. We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancin'.
10, by Davy Jones' locker. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies … (ye get th' point). Ahoy, and a bucket o' chum!
11, Get out of me rum! We can hug our maties without wonderin' if she thinks we’re gay.
12. We can hug our maties without wonderin' if WE’RE gay, ya bilge rat!
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life, Ya lily livered swabbie, with a chest full of booty!
