Submitted by HashyK2V (not verified) on Fri, 04/05/2012 - 14:26.
Ok so I were bein' raised a hardcore Trek fan, I wont deny that, on a dead man's chest! But too often ye get into debates with Star Wars fans who just think their 6 movies trumps Star Treks 11 movies, an' 5 series’… I give Star Wars credit where credit is due.
Star Wars is an epic type tale o' fantasy (where did ye think th' “A long long time ago.. In a Galaxy Far away..” came from? Its an adaptation o' fantasy fairy tales introductions..). Star Trek is a science fiction soap opera.
The real trump is this… Vader can blow up a planet usin' somethin' th' size o'.. Well.. A planet… Cap'n Janeway on th' other han', can blow up a planet with a warhead that ye can carry in yer hands……
“Star Wars, yer logic fails ye, it does”
So I have a bias towards Trek, but I have a respect fer Star Wars. Oho! Shiver me timbers! Just not its hardcore fanatics, they cant come t' grips with their super powerful space ships (with giant windows) bein' beaten by a supernatural entity which is seemingly God like in its powers.
I can go on an' on. Prepare to be boarded! But I will just say this, ye scurvey dog. Janeway has more balls then Vader, me Jolly Roger The winsome lass will get that comely wench crew home in a tiny ship stranded 75,000c(lightyears), an' will blow up a few planets t' do it… Vader hides in his monstrosity o' a contraption which can be destroyed by one desert farm rat, firin' a tiny torpedo thru an obviously badly designed duct…, yo ho, ho I can go on an' on…
Startrek had th' same thin' (transparent aluminum)
I were bein' a fan o' both
The best thin' about sw were bein' th' Jedi!
(an' th' 3 prequels no nay ne'er occurred – vader doesn’t cry, doesn’t become Hayden Christensen at th' end, an' their ain’t no musical in jabbas palace)
PS vader wasnt involved in th' bounty o' th' deathstar, it were bein' designed by winged aliens before he turned t' th' darkside, Ya swabbie! The 2nd actually resolved those issues ye mention however th' greed o th' emperor forced it into operation while still in construction!
Also vader could strangle Picard…, pass the grog! “number one, eng-agggg errr agggh”
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Wanna play with my light sabre?
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Hang on a minute… It’s th' same tune, repeated… Over an' o'er! Just faster/slower!
Wtf these scallywags won awards fer this stuff!
WHICH VERSION??
BUT theres SO many versions o' Star Wars out these days.. The sharks will eat well tonight! I don’t know which endin' t' believe anymore…
The 3D version turns Vader into th' right pussy he were bein' supposed t' be all along.
“Noo…. NOOOOO!” facepalm
these are n0t the
Dr0ids y0u be l00kin' f0r……
I use t0 have that bar music as me rin' t0ne
but s0 0ver it n0w…..
n0mad
Hardcore Trekkie
Ok so I were bein' raised a hardcore Trek fan, I wont deny that, on a dead man's chest! But too often ye get into debates with Star Wars fans who just think their 6 movies trumps Star Treks 11 movies, an' 5 series’… I give Star Wars credit where credit is due.
Star Wars is an epic type tale o' fantasy (where did ye think th' “A long long time ago.. In a Galaxy Far away..” came from? Its an adaptation o' fantasy fairy tales introductions..). Star Trek is a science fiction soap opera.
The real trump is this… Vader can blow up a planet usin' somethin' th' size o'.. Well.. A planet… Cap'n Janeway on th' other han', can blow up a planet with a warhead that ye can carry in yer hands……
“Star Wars, yer logic fails ye, it does”
So I have a bias towards Trek, but I have a respect fer Star Wars. Oho! Shiver me timbers! Just not its hardcore fanatics, they cant come t' grips with their super powerful space ships (with giant windows) bein' beaten by a supernatural entity which is seemingly God like in its powers.
I can go on an' on. Prepare to be boarded! But I will just say this, ye scurvey dog. Janeway has more balls then Vader, me Jolly Roger The winsome lass will get that comely wench crew home in a tiny ship stranded 75,000c(lightyears), an' will blow up a few planets t' do it… Vader hides in his monstrosity o' a contraption which can be destroyed by one desert farm rat, firin' a tiny torpedo thru an obviously badly designed duct…, yo ho, ho I can go on an' on…
I find your lack of faith disturbing!
Startrek had th' same thin' (transparent aluminum)
I were bein' a fan o' both
The best thin' about sw were bein' th' Jedi!
(an' th' 3 prequels no nay ne'er occurred – vader doesn’t cry, doesn’t become Hayden Christensen at th' end, an' their ain’t no musical in jabbas palace)
PS vader wasnt involved in th' bounty o' th' deathstar, it were bein' designed by winged aliens before he turned t' th' darkside, Ya swabbie! The 2nd actually resolved those issues ye mention however th' greed o th' emperor forced it into operation while still in construction!
Also vader could strangle Picard…, pass the grog! “number one, eng-agggg errr agggh”
All t' easy….
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