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Mornin',
So th' final piece t' th' puzzle seems t' have revealed itself.
http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-tech/bday-for-higgs-20120705-21hy6....
So like, all I gotta do is figure out how t' block out th' Higgs field, an' then I can fly right, Ya lily livered swabbie! Or would that make me become totally massless, an' therefore non existent, I'll warrant ye?
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Well..
Well I mean they still do need t' do some more research an' figure out if it “really” is th' Higgs or somethin' else… But really, it likely is it!
omg
The 27-kilometre-long atom smasher, lyin' under th' Swiss-French border, had been crashin' together counter-circulatin' beams o' subatomic particles, in th' form o' protons, at an energy o' 7 trillion electronvolts fer some time. At full whack, each o' th' two proton beams has th' energy equivalent o' a freight train travellin' at 150 km/h. This is enough energy t' melt somethin' like 500 kilograms o' copper.
I would hate t' see thar power bill lol
sounds cool
I wanna see that!
the higgs what?
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wow, wow, wow...
The 27-kilometre-long atom smasher, lyin' under th' Swiss-French border, had been crashin' together counter-circulatin' beams o' subatomic particles, in th' form o' protons, at an energy o' 7 trillion electronvolts fer some time. At full whack, each o' th' two proton beams has th' energy equivalent o' a freight train travellin' at 150 km/h.
jesus, why not just smash 2 freight trains together at 150k’s, me Jolly Roger sure as heck would use a lot less energy!
an' th' result would be spectacular! Aarrr!
Funny Shad..
Funny that Shad, because understandin' this particle, will lead us t' technologies that will allow us t' have those two freight trains crash head on at 150km an hour, an' NONE o' our preci'us Black Coal will be damaged, Dance the Hempen Jig Or if ye will…, pass the grog, Get out of me rum! People.. Maybe..
Well we do need t' understan' th' Higgs an' Gravity a lot better first, but once we do, trust me, that’s where all th' cool sh!t comes in. It unlocks it all. And hoist the mainsail, and a bottle of rum! Now we have a complete theory, we can begin t' apply it as th' whole system that it is. Which means we can begin t' properly manipulate it. Which means we get our f**kin' anti gravity, which gives us easy access t' space, which means we can Terraform Mars, an' I can have me desert bean ranch an' I can just spend th' day flickin' them at Cows.
AHA!
Now I see th' point. If ye’d just said th' end goal were bein' t' flick beans at cows I’d have given th' billions t' do this experiment th' thumbs up a long time ago hehe
Same!
By why has it changed from hicks bison t' Hashys cows?
Hey....
And I have a better application fer this!
To reduce th' mass o' Mattatuides ego!
Maybe then he’d have th' strength t' “fill in 3 tables”
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