IPX Rule Book
Some of the Rules IPX abides by for healthy living, hockey and world domination!
But firstly a word from the almighty Lu-Kas:
“Thou shalt not offer a mortal a jersey that hath no number. Thy number is a link to me; where a number is, I shall be. The Dog is my symbol, my eyes that see the numbers which please me.
Woe betide the mortal who defies me and chooses not an integer above 0, lest I take his first-born and summon plagues of French to darken the land!”
Rule 1: “You can kill an IPX, but you will NEVER outsmart one”
Rule 2: “IPX is THE best networking protocol ever created”
Rule 3: All IPX Members must do what Kazozza says
Rule 4: “NEVER eat anything bigger than your head”
Rule 5: You can’t Join IPX….. but you can become an Honorary member!
Rule 6: All IPX Members and Robag must do what Fuzz says
Rule 7: “When in doubt, PASS THE PUCK!”
Rule 8: All IPX Members must do what Sha8doW says
Rule 10: All IPX Members must do what Robag says
Rule 11: Loyalty Above All Else!
Rule 12: IPX Founders, Members and Honorary Members must maintain the Open and Honest Policy and partake in the FREE TRADE of information Agreement. “you don’t NEED* to volunteer the information, But if asked, you must supply TRUTH and fact to answer the question.”
- Although it is not needed, please supply information openly in the best interest of IPX, “To be forewarned is to be forearmed”
Rule 13: All IPX Members must do what Kazashi says
Rule 14: “If something isn’t working, try giggling the cable”
Rule 15: Don’t Cheat… if your getting nailed… Abuse them, Play Dirty or even bang their mother. Just don’t cheat!
Rule 16: Do not hinder the progress of IPX
Rule 17: Members cannot use any of the Team IPX trademarks, symbols, sayings or the “IPX“ suffix without prior written consent from the BoD.
Rule 18: Acts of “Deviance” i.e. Not turning up or supporting a team function when you have nominated yourself for attendance or support, will result in your Membership status demoted and or terminated.
Rule 19: BoD members Decisions are Final
Rule 20: Honorary Membership is NOT for life… it can be rescinded, Revoked and if you Sheet a founder off enough… you will be publicly humiliated in the process!!
Rule 22: “No Homers”
Rule 23: “The Venom goes IN the tram!” (See TRAM)
Rule 24: The first time you see someone each day it is morning, regardless of the actual time of day. Valid greetings are “morning” and “good morning”. Unacceptable greetings include “good afternoon” “afternoon”. The reverse applies for when you are leaving.
Rule 25: Don’t post Anon posts/comments… if you do you owe everyone on IPX a beer or other alcoholic beverage!
- Repeat offenders will have to provide slabs and/or kegs.
Rule 27: “Team IPX has a zero tolerance for ANY kind of spam – except the ‘meat’ one” ( Gareth(MD), we are looking at YOU!)
Rule 28: There shall be no bringing IPX or the Team IPX website into disrepute by actions or inactions
Rule 29: Your IPX Jersey that is handed to you must not be altered in any way shape or form
Rule 31: You break it, you fix it. If you can’t fix it, talk to a Bod Member.
Rule 33: All IPX Members must do what n0mad says
Rule 35: All IPX Members must do what AxeMan says
Rule 38: The IPX jersey / tag must be worn at all times in battle
Rule 39: Anonymous posters do not have the right to use swear words of any kind. All posts by anonymous users will have swear words censored. Register and have the guts to put a name to your post if you wish to take advantage of TeamIPX.net’s leniency towards swearing.
Rule 40: Decisions relating to the direction of Team IPX are done via a BoD members Majority vote.
Rule 45: “Team IPX does not condone the combination of alcohol and gaming” (Ares/Robag you have been warned!)
Rule 46: Although IPX is not a clan per se, it is expected that members are not affiliated with CLANS which bring loyalties into question and may cause the member to not wear his/her jersey in battle.
Rule 50: No misleading conduct
Rule 51: There is no such thing as a “Chocolate Martini”
Rule 52: All members must have a working microphone (looking at u Fuzz) Edit Robag