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At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little squeeze, and says, “In America, we call this a hug”.

She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too.”

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and says, “In America, we call this a kiss”.

She replies, “Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too.”

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and proceeds to have sex with her, and says, “In America, we call this a grass sandwich”.

She says, “Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it.

Let’s see…. x=5 and 5 is the number of fingers on 1 hand, so 5=1. But you have two hands, so five is actually 1/2. Only that only counts 2 of the 4 appendages you have, so x=5=1=1/2=1/4. x=1/4

is awsome and random top tip of the day to tell if u have laged out

a) tank falls through the bottom of the map
b)a jeep flys past you goingg up in the air
c) you start talking to your self on mumble and no one awnswers back (that or they dont like you)

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and the question of the day from hello kitty family fun play house

what would u do if a already payed striper came to your house and it was the wrong house
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by the looks of it it has 2 types of play single player going through movie like play through or a team death match kind of set up along with what looks to be a gears of war style of running around shooting ect