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Check this stuff out rofl

Choice quotes are:

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oh man
I was opening a coke, right
—> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<— Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<
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what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?
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Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book
Let’s see the results…

The troll couldn’t feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry’s wang had still been in his hand when he’d jumped – it had gone straight up one of the troll’s nostrils.

Check out this funny video,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM&NR=1

I’m tempted to become a chair jockey :D

(Theres a HD version as well)

Insurgency is another steam game, to be precise, a mod of Half Life 2.

Insurgency pits two teams (the americans and the insurgents) against each other in an ultra realistic bloodbath for control of ‘zones’ within the current theatre of combat. Infantry only, a single burst from an AK74 will drop someone dead, and grenades and RPG’s leave your ears ringing and deaf for a short period of time. Bullets go thru some surfaces, allowing some sneaky strategies to be employed, but overall, Insurgency is one hell of a fun, addictive, realistic, true to life first person shooter that tests teamwork skills and situational awareness, and of course, your shooting skills.

The weapons have no computer aided sights, its all manual, and ironsighted/scoped.

It has a pretty active australian community, roughly half the size of ETQW, and players can always be found on servers.

I’m a huge fan of the game and genre (realistic fps), and I highly recommend it to all of you.

Instructions:

Oozaru, by his own words, is a player that like far too many in our community, gave the game up for ghost shortly after the ladder became unappealing to him.

I think that he will fit in well with IPX, and even perhaps contribute to our team in areas other than ETQW.

Overall, a level headed bloke, that i’ve had many a joke with since he came back, and is never too serious when it comes to the game.

Just like many of us, he’s in it for the fun,

hence,

my f1

Discuss?

There are a lot of good configs floating around, but here is mine, I need it to run ETQW on my crappy system. You will probably need to change a few binds and crosshair colours etc, but overall, its quite good:

bind “DEL” “kill” “shift”
seta s_decompressionLimit “6”
seta net_clientMaxRate “50000”
seta net_serverMaxClientRate “50000”
seta m_strafeSmooth “1”
seta m_smooth “1”
seta m_strafeScale “6.25”
seta m_yaw “0.022”
seta m_pitch “0.022”
seta in_anglespeedkey “1.5”
seta in_pitchspeed “140”
seta in_yawspeed “140”
seta s_useAdpcmCompression “1”
seta ui_showGun “0”

seta pm_runbob “0”
seta pm_runpitch “0”
seta pm_runroll “0”
seta pm_bobpitch “0”
seta pm_bobroll “0”
seta pm_bobup “0”
seta pm_crouchbob “0”
seta pm_walkbob “0”

seta net_clientPunkbusterEnabled “1”//enables punkbuster client
seta net_clientMaxPrediction “1000” //maximum number of ms a client can predict ahead of server d.
seta net_clientPrediction “20” //additional client side prediction d.