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Wondering who Team IPX is?

Team IPX grew up in "Svalbard":about-team-ipx/where-the-hell-is-svalbard . They can now be found slapshotting, hip checking and generally demoralising opposition across Australia.

Meet the team below:

h3{margin-bottom:20px;}. Team IPX Board of Directors

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*Name:* Fuzz
*Jersey Number:* 6

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*Name:* Sha8dow
*Jersey Number:* 8

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*Name:* Robag
*Jersey Number:* 10

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*Name:* n0mad
*Jersey Number:* 33

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*Name:* Bloodstorm
*Position:* Enforcer
*Jersey Number:* 9

h3{margin-bottom:20px;}. Founding Members

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*Name:* Kazashi
*Position:* Goal Tender
*Jersey Number:* 13
*Favourite Quote:* "Hmmm...."
*Team description of Kazashi:* "he's gunna lay the Smashdown on you!" or "Ask Kazashi... hes the brains of this operation!"

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*Name:* Sha8dow
*Position:* Left Wing
*Jersey Number:* 8
*Favourite Quote:* "Get out of my chair!" Or "Two words" followed by a paragraph rant! Or "Hey guys i got an idea...." followed by GROAN from IPX members
*Team description of Sha8dow:* "his spelling's a shocker!" "The grumpy old man of the team" - Blood

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*Name:* Fuzz
*Position:* Right Wing
*Jersey Number:* 6
*Favourite Quote:* "I'm *NOT* moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!"
*Team description of Fuzz:* "Jebus... Oh no, he's broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!"

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*Name:* Kazozza
*Position:* Defence
*Jersey Number:* 3
*Favourite Quote:* "Meh" or "If I hear the word 'zen' one more time..."
*Team description of Kazozza:* "WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!"

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*Name:* Axe-Man
*Position:* Centre
*Jersey Number:* 35
*Favourite Quote:* "I'm a country OG Gangsta"
*Team description of Axe-Man:* "Great skater.... Poor shooter", "OG really stands for Own Goal..."

h3{margin-bottom:20px;}. Members

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*Name:* HarrassmentPanda
*Position:* Defence
*Jersey Number:* 19
*Favourite Quote:* "No carbs for me thanks..."
*Team description of HarrassmentPanda:* "Jebus.... you wont eat carbs... but you'll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?"

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*Name:* Ltmon
*Position:* Covert Ops
*Jersey Number:* 32
*Favourite quotes:* "Svalbards in the News again",
"*ltmon is away: going to the shops... but thinking outside the square on my way there...."
*Team Description of Ltmon:* "um.... lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?"

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*Name:* Chipper
*Position:* Medic
*Jersey Number:* 86
*Favourite quote:* "I know why its busted.... its from Canberra!"
*Team Description of Chipper:* "come on, Zen it up Chip!" *Chanting and Clapping* "ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN"

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*Name:* n0mad
*Position:* Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
*Jersey Number:* 33
*Favourite quote:* "Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station"
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
*Team Description of n0mad:* "We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign"

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*Name:* Chappo
*Position:* Defence
*Jersey Number:* 5
*Favourite quote:*
*Team Description of Chappo:* "Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes...."
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
"You're f***ing what? You're WHERE?"
"FFS...He's up the coast!"
"The Coast? F***!!!"

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*Name:* Hashy
*Position:* Utility
*Jersey Number:* 57
*Favourite quote:* "I nicked it when you let your guard down for that split second, and i'd do it again."
*Team Description of Hashy:* What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???

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*Name:* Robag
*Position:* always stumbling around in the line of fire
*Jersey Number:* 10
*Favourite quote:* dogs that talk, freak me out :0
*Team Description of Robag:*"Loves your work!""He is the Dirt 2 Car Smasher"

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*Name:* Bloodstorm
*Position:* Enforcer
*Jersey Number:* 9
*Favourite quote:* "Its Because your all bloody Ausys!!!"
*Team Description of Bloodstorm:* "We are sure NZ will do better in the cricket next year"

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*Name:* Mattatuide
*Position:* Charging knife first into combat
*Jersey Number:* 11
*Favourite quote:* "Cookies"
*Team Description of Mattatuide:* "Our Loyal Bad Company 2 Leader"

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*Name:* Microman
*Position:* Pontiac, any track
*Jersey Number:* 4
*Favourite quote:* "Fuzz! If you had just gone AROUND!"
*Team Description of Microman:* "Legend has it, Microman has an IQ of 301, his arms are as thick as trees, and he is on his way to becoming the next Chuck Norris. He will have the sexiest wife, the biggest house, and will be remembered by all as Great. Yeah Right."

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*Name:* Manschaft
*Position:* Behind the enemy
*Jersey Number:* 42
*Favourite quote:* "Jahowl!"
*Team Description of Manschaft:* some say he sleeps with his eyes open... all we know is he's called "Manschaft"

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*Name:* Doodizm
*Position:* Head Cheerleader
*Jersey Number:* 85
*Favourite quote:* "Stop teasing me, I'll hurt you!!" raises fist....
*Team Description of Doodizm:* either "*CLAPPING* B-A-N-A-N-A-S *CLAPPING*" or "Shake-a-dem PomPoms"

h3{margin-bottom: 20px;}. Honorary Members:

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*Name:* Willow
*Position:* on the bench eating popcorn
*Jersey Number:* 23
*Favourite quote:* "Legio Patria Nostra" "The Legion is our Fatherland" (FFL)
*Team Description of Willow:* "Viva la IPX!"

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*Name:* Kippa
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 7
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Kippa:* "Kippa for President!"

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*Name:* Temperance
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 77
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Temperance:* "The New Girl :D!"

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*Name:* KillerSL
*Position:* Every Where
*Jersey Number:* 16
*Favourite quote:* "' Ko Or TapOut You Choose
*Team Description of Killer:* "<---Good news no longer The new guy--->"

*Name:* Loganator
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 98
*Favourite quote:* "Bon Jour , Im Sorry i don't speak German"
*Team Description of Loganator:* "Not the new guy anymore"

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*Name:* Milzy
*Position:* In his RS200 Battling Spud
*Jersey Number:* 56
*Favourite quote:* "We're not related... She's an adopted sister!"
*Team Description of Milzy:* "Sister Slammer!"

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*Name:* Silentshadow
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 22
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Silentshadow:* "."

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*Name:* Spudinator
*Position:* In his RS200 Battling Milky
*Jersey Number:* 88
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Spudinator:* "Spends almost as much time as Milky playing -Dirt 2- with his off button."

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*Name:* Crazy_As
*Position:* IPX Cheerleading squad
*Jersey Number:* 12
*Favourite quote:* "I have boobs '`I kick Disabled people`
*Team Description of Crazy_As:* "Always tormenting Robag."

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*Name:* Deadite
*Position:* Team IPX Sniper
*Jersey Number:* 2
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Deadite:* "We love Deadite's Team down sniping."

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*Name:* Sc0ut
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 27
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Sc0ut:* "."

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*Name:* Limpet
*Position:* "smeared on the road by Robags carl gustov"
*Jersey Number:* 67
*Favourite quote:*
*Team Description of Limpet:*"BC2 Strat man."

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*Name:* Kerrien
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 92
*Favourite quote:* "Not even"
*Team Description of Kerrien:*

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*Name:* StepUp
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 28
*Favourite quote:*
*Team Description of StepUp:*

*Name:* Cheesy
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 65
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of Cheesy:* "/_No longer the new guy_\"

*Name:* WickFi5h
*Position:*
*Jersey Number:* 20
*Favourite quote:* "'
*Team Description of WickFi5h:* "look a new guy !"

h3{margin-bottom: 20px;}. Retired Members:

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*Name:* Giggle
*Position:* Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
*Jersey Number:* 69
*Favourite quote:*
*Team Description of Giggle:* Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number *SACK SACK SACK SACK*

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*Name:* Gretzki
*Position:* Retired (the Office)
*Jersey Number:* 99
*Favourite quote:* "The Great One"
*Team Description of Gretzki:* "All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!"

As per the word of Lu-Kas:
* No skater can have the number 0 or 1 because it's so close to 0
* Also 99 is retired as Homage to the Great Wayne Gretzki