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About Team IPX
Wondering who Team IPX is?
Team IPX grew up in Svalbard. They can now be found slapshotting, hip checking and generally demoralising opposition across Australia.
Meet the team below:
Founding Members
Name: Kazashi
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description of Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay the Smashdown on you!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes the brains of this operation!”
Position: Goal Tender
Jersey Number: 13
Favourite Quote: “Hmmm….”
Team description of Kazashi: “he’s gunna lay the Smashdown on you!” or “Ask Kazashi… hes the brains of this operation!”
Name: Sha8dow
Position: Left Wing
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out of my chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Or “Hey guys i got an idea….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description of Sha8dow: “his spelling’s a shocker!”
Position: Left Wing
Jersey Number: 8
Favourite Quote: “Get out of my chair!” Or “Two words” followed by a paragraph rant! Or “Hey guys i got an idea….” followed by GROAN from IPX members
Team description of Sha8dow: “his spelling’s a shocker!”
Name: Fuzz
Position: Right Wing
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!”
Team description of Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Position: Right Wing
Jersey Number: 6
Favourite Quote: “I’m NOT moving to Canberra yet. I will be soon!!”
Team description of Fuzz: “Jebus… Oh no, he’s broken his Chubb-Chubbs AGAIN!!!”
Name: Kazozza
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear the word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description of Kazozza: “WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 3
Favourite Quote: “Meh” or “If I hear the word ‘zen’ one more time…”
Team description of Kazozza: “WTF do you mean you know the score of the All Star game?!”
Name: Axe-Man
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description of Axe-Man: “Great skater…. Poor shooter”, “OG really stands for Own Goal…”
Position: Centre
Jersey Number: 35
Favourite Quote: “I’m a country OG Gangsta”
Team description of Axe-Man: “Great skater…. Poor shooter”, “OG really stands for Own Goal…”
Members
Name: HarrassmentPanda
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “No carbs for me thanks…”
Team description of HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…. you wont eat carbs… but you’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 19
Favourite Quote: “No carbs for me thanks…”
Team description of HarrassmentPanda: “Jebus…. you wont eat carbs… but you’ll eat KFC, which is pretty much LARD!?”
Name: Ltmon
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in the News again”,
“*ltmon is away: going to the shops… but thinking outside the square on my way there….”
Team Description of Ltmon: “um…. lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?”
Position: Covert Ops
Jersey Number: 32
Favourite quotes: “Svalbards in the News again”,
“*ltmon is away: going to the shops… but thinking outside the square on my way there….”
Team Description of Ltmon: “um…. lt, we got a web problem, wont you think of the children?”
Name: Chipper
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description of Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chanting and Clapping “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Position: Medic
Jersey Number: 86
Favourite quote: “I know why its busted…. its from Canberra!”
Team Description of Chipper: “come on, Zen it up Chip!” Chanting and Clapping “ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN ZEN”
Name: n0mad
Position: Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
Team Description of n0mad: “We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign”
Position: Machine-Gunner from the 1st SAS Regiment
Jersey Number: 33
Favourite quote: “Can we not Destroy the GDF Base Station”
n0mad continues to fire rockets into it waiting for an all mighty explosion.
Team Description of n0mad: “We think him and Hashy created Padman, and their IPX existence is a Padman Marketing campaign”
Name: Chappo
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Chappo: “Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
“You’re f***ing what? You’re WHERE?”
“FFS…He’s up the coast!”
“The Coast? F***!!!”
Position: Defence
Jersey Number: 5
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Chappo: “Where the hell is he? The game starts in 5 minutes….”
(Sha8doW makes a phone call to Chappo)
“You’re f***ing what? You’re WHERE?”
“FFS…He’s up the coast!”
“The Coast? F***!!!”
Name: Hashy
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!”
Team Description of Hashy: What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???
Position: Utility
Jersey Number: 57
Favourite quote: “STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!”
Team Description of Hashy: What do you mean herbal and what are you smokin???
Name: Manschaft
Position: Behind the enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description of Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Position: Behind the enemy
Jersey Number: 42
Favourite quote: “Jahowl!”
Team Description of Manschaft: some say he sleeps with his eyes open… all we know is he’s called “Manschaft”
Name: Doodizm
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasing me, I’ll hurt you!!” raises fist….
Team Description of Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING” or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”
Position: Head Cheerleader
Jersey Number: 85
Favourite quote: “Stop teasing me, I’ll hurt you!!” raises fist….
Team Description of Doodizm: either “CLAPPING B-A-N-A-N-A-S CLAPPING” or “Shake-a-dem PomPoms”
Honorary Members:
Name: Haklin
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “I need sticky tape for my mic!”
Team Description of Haklin: “”
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 4
Favourite quote: “I need sticky tape for my mic!”
Team Description of Haklin: “”
Name: Dementia
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 21
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Dementia: “”
Position: ?
Jersey Number: 21
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Dementia: “”
Name: ResidentEvil
Position: Lost
Jersey Number: 26
Favourite quote: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm
feeling that it brings. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
Team Description of ResidentEvil: “”
Position: Lost
Jersey Number: 26
Favourite quote: “Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm
feeling that it brings. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
Team Description of ResidentEvil: “”
Name: Bloodstorm
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “If the candle light is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago.”“Semper Fi”
Team Description of Bloodstorm: “”
Position: Enforcer
Jersey Number: 9
Favourite quote: “If the candle light is fire the meal was cooked a long time ago.”“Semper Fi”
Team Description of Bloodstorm: “”
Name: CombatChuck
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote:
Team Description of CombatChuck:”“
Position:
Jersey Number: 7
Favourite quote:
Team Description of CombatChuck:”“
Name: Robag
Position:
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Robag:“Loves your work!”
Position:
Jersey Number: 10
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Robag:“Loves your work!”
Name: Johnny
Position: At Home.
Jersey Number: 14
Favourite quote: “Oh dear…”
Team Description of Johnny: “Fast little ninja.Inconsubscicious.”
Position: At Home.
Jersey Number: 14
Favourite quote: “Oh dear…”
Team Description of Johnny: “Fast little ninja.Inconsubscicious.”
Name: Volkam
Position:
Jersey Number: 20
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Volkam: “Absent With Out Lecture.”
Position:
Jersey Number: 20
Favourite quote: “”
Team Description of Volkam: “Absent With Out Lecture.”
Retired Members:
Name: Giggle
Position: Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Position: Deceased, cause of death: Triple Pounder
Jersey Number: 69
Favourite quote:
Team Description of Giggle: Tee hee hee, thats a naughty number SACK SACK SACK SACK
Name: Gretzki
Position: Retired (the Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description of Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!”
Position: Retired (the Office)
Jersey Number: 99
Favourite quote: “The Great One”
Team Description of Gretzki: “All hail The Great One, the Number 1 allstar!”
As per the word of Lu-Kas:
- No skater can have the number 0 or 1 because it’s so close to 0
- Also 99 is retired as Homage to the Great Wayne Gretzki