Revisions for IPX Rule Book

Some of the Rules IPX abides by for healthy living, hockey and world domination!

But firstly a word from the almighty Lu-Kas:

“Thou shalt not offer a mortal a jersey that hath no number. Thy number is a link to me; where a number is, I shall be. The Dog is my symbol, my eyes that see the numbers which please me.

Woe betide the mortal who defies me and chooses not an integer above 0, lest I take his first-born and summon plagues of French to darken the land!”

Lu-Kas

Rules
Rule 1: “You can kill an IPX, but you will NEVER outsmart one”

Rule 2: “IPX is THE best networking protocol ever created”

Rule 3: Honorary Members must do what Kazozza says

Rule 4: “NEVER eat anything bigger than your head”

Rule 5: You can’t Join IPX….. but you can become an Honorary member!

Rule 6: Honorary Members must do what Fuzz says

Rule 7: “When in doubt, PASS THE PUCK!”

Rule 8: Honorary Members must do what Sha8doW says

Rule 9: Decisions relating to the direction of Team IPX are done via a Founding members Majority vote.

Rule 10: Founding members Decisions are Final

Rule 11: Loyalty Above All Else!

Rule 12: IPX Founders, Members and Honorary Members must maintain the Open and Honest Policy and partake in the FREE TRADE of information Agreement. “you don’t NEED* to volunteer the information, But if asked, you must supply TRUTH and fact to answer the question.”

• Although it is not needed, please supply information openly in the best interest of IPX, “To be forewarned is to be forearmed”

Rule 13: Honorary Members must do what Kazashi says

Rule 14: “If something isn’t working, try giggling the cable”

Rule 15: Don’t Cheat… if your getting nailed… Abuse them, Play Dirty or even bang their mother. Just dont cheat!

Rule 16: Do not hinder the progress of IPX

Rule 17: Members cannot use any of the Team IPX trademarks, symbols, sayings or the “IPX“ suffix without prior written consent from the Founders

Rule 20: Honorary Membership is NOT for life… it can be rescinded, Revoked and if you Sheet a founder off enough… you will be publicly humiliated in the process!!

Rule 21: “It’s not morning until the sun comes up!”

Rule 22: “No Homers”

Rule 23: “The Venom goes IN the tram!” (See TRAM)

Rule 24: The first time you see someone each day it is morning, regardless of the actual time of day. Valid greetings are “morning” and “good morning”. Unacceptable greetings include “good afternoon” “afternoon”. The reverse applies for when you are leaving.

Rule 27: “Team IPX has a zero tolerance for ANY kind of spam – except the ‘meat’ one” ( Gareth(MD), we are looking at YOU!)

Rule 28: There shall be no bringing IPX or the Team IPX website into disrepute by actions or inactions

Rule 35: Honorary Members must do what AxeMan says

Rule 38: The IPX jersey / tag must be worn at all times in battle

Rule 45: “Team IPX does not condone the combination of alcohol and gaming” (Ares, you have been warned!)

Rule 46: Although IPX is not a clan per se, it is expected that members are not affiliated with CLANS which bring loyalties into question and may cause the member to not wear his/her jersey in battle.

Rule 50: No misleading conduct

Rule 51: There is no such thing as a “Chocolate Martini”