Revision of IPX Glossary of Terms from Mon, 09/08/2010 - 21:09

You may chance to come across Team IPX in the gaming world. After they are done annihilating you, you may hear some witty banter (either that or you have killed us and we are swearing our heads off). Either way, for those uninitiated in the ways of the IPX, here are some terms that may need an explanation…

Chunt
NO, the H is Not silent you Kknob, VVanker, Truckhead!

FFS
FFS, WTF do you mean you don’t know what FFS means!?

Frenchie
Don’t feed em after midnight, don’t get them wet and whatever you do…. DON’T LET THEM BREED WITH NORWEGIANS!
The results are bad eg. “I said IN the TRAM, you French speaking Norwegian!”

Kknob
when a word like Knob-jockey isnt enough… Kknob is one of the few stand alone stong words that can be used to discribe someone who just doesnt understand “TRAM!” (no, im not explaining Knob-jockey!)
pronounced KAY-NOB

Network Thing
The original name for LANs / IPXs depending on what you want to call them. It refers to a bunch of guys putting a bunch of big ass computers onto a big ass table tennis table, connecting them up with quality IPX equipment and BNC cables.
The network won’t work, no-one will be able to find anyone, until we take off a terminator and put it back on again. Then it will work for everyone except Kazozza, then we’ll all get Kazozza’s virus…. well you know the rest. (Yes yes that only happened once we know)

NORWEGIAN
Often used in such ways “You Norwegian” “What are you… Norwegian?” and “Hes a moron from Norway” etc.
Whats it mean?Well its the most derogatory term that could be used by an IPX… it means your dumber then Dumb… pooper then poop and we cant express it in words…..
“FFS stop TKing you Norwegian!”

Numpty
Fat stupid person.
Numbskull + Humpty Dumpty = Numpty!

Pass the Puck!
As the name implies, Pass the Puck is a move sourced from the Team’s hockey past, designed to cause confusion to the enemy,
whilst achieving an objective by successfully passing important items from one member to another.
It is used only in appropriate situations of dire need (i.e. I’m getting axed!)

SACK!
Sack, Boned, Jessica Rowe, Eddie McGuire – You do the math!
Often strung together into a chant – SACK! SACK! SACK! SACK!

Sheet!
This one’s obvious, you sheet for brains!

TRAM!
This is a shout out to all the numpty’s (see above) out there who don’t know that the venom gun goes inside the tram on the trmfght_beta2 level of ET…
Norwegian-321 I’m looking at you!

Truck
um…. a good exchange for the Middle F in FFS, Truckhead!

VVanker
ok, we know you know what it means, but we are sick of everyone spelling and saying it wrong! it has 2 V’s people, FFS! vvanker is used along the same lines as Kknob!

WTF
WTF do you mean you don’t know what WTF means!? FFS!

Walking the Dog
Conducted in the toolshed/camper and has nothing to do with dogs….

Cheers
For the love of God do not say this to Sha8doW, but it is o.k to say if have a beer in your hand

Grouse
Funny w0rd as it has 2 meanings
> to complain or grumble
> Australia & NZ slang fine or excellent
We here at IPX like to think everythinK is Grouse
Especially n0mad…..

Screw Norway and the polar bear you rode in on
For the times in your life when “Screw Norway” is not enough,
if you really want to drive your point home, really stick it to those Norwegians’

Hackusation
claiming a person is cheating

False Hackusation
claiming a person is cheating when they arent…. normally made without any factual evidence or proof – See erNOZ

erNOZ
“doing an erNOZ”
making an outrageous hackusation against someone with no factual basis or proof!
Player 1 “WTF I died….”
Player 2 “huh what happened”
Player 1 “Again, same guy…. Must be HAX”
Player 2 “Player 1 stop doing an erNoz, they dont hack you arsehat!”

Arsehat
Hackusation making players – see Clan erNoz for a better example (excluding XapreX, he’s cool)