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Funny joke

Submitted by silentshadow on Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:09

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

My apology

Submitted by silentshadow on Wed, 16/09/2009 - 17:02

Dear Rosie

I am sending this message regarding the ban

1. I am most sorry for the team kill on sewer, but I did try to avoid hitting u but end up getting the wall

2. I am even sorrier for back chat and raging at you and sorry for anything that may of hurt u

3. I am most greatly sorry for abusing the privileged of being on your sever and I thank you for paying $35 so that etqw player can have a great time on your sever. Your sever your rules

4. I promise to commitment to not being a further disruptive if allowed to play on the sever. If I offended in any other way I take hit.plz don’t have anything against the ipx team as they have done nothing wrong.

If I have offended you in any way I am most sorry for my action. It’s a privileged not a right to be on your sever.

Thank u for listening yours sincerely, silent shadow

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