Funny joke

Submitted by silentshadow on Mon, 21/09/2009 - 20:09

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

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lol

Submitted by president_kippa123 on Mon, 21/09/2009 - 22:41.

lol

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was his name....

Submitted by Sha8doW on Mon, 21/09/2009 - 23:56.

Dick Chaney?

lmfao

Submitted by Rayne on Tue, 22/09/2009 - 01:15.

no more need be said that was funny

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