Svalbard still awesome: no death allowed

ltmon's picture

By legislation, you are not allowed to die in Longyearbyen, Svalbard.

“The cemetery closed in 1930, accepting no future burials. The population is generally kept young; there’s no elder care housing in the area. And if you fall deathly ill? The local authorities will airlift you to the nearest regional hospital, which is two hours away.”

http://nowiknow.com/dying-at-all-is-not-allowed/

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Fuzz's picture

Love it

Ever the hard worker Ltmon… Still finding nuggets of gold about our home and native land, the greatest country in the world: Svalbard.

n0mad's picture

G0LD

g0ld LT
I als0 heard in sum culture they have t0 bury pe0ple standing up due t0 lack 0f space in there Cemetery’s….

n0mad

willow's picture

Cool

What a great place to live.. no funeral burial services to ever attend to it in life :)

Sha8doW's picture

Premiums

I say life insurance would be fairly cheap!

I want to know how they manage the polar bears?
Public servant: “errr excuse me mr polar bear, sorry to interrupt your dinner… But you can’t kill that man, it’s against the law!”
Bear:“Growl”
Public servent “oh by all means… Mame him… We have no concern with that! It’s just “Death” thinks its a little cold up here and can’t be bothered!”

They must have Jesus (or other) as a local doctor…

Maybe we should ask our former colleague kippa… In his last post he advised us he was Norwegian… And we know him or his cohorts are visiting the site regularly, so I’m sure he’ll get the message and enlighten us all with his wisdom of ages!

What do you do, what do you do?

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