most funtional english word

THE
MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well,
it’s

shit … that’s right,
shit!
Shit
may just be the most functional word in the
English language.
You
can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,
find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat
shit.
Some
people know their shit, while others can’t tell
the difference between shit and shineola.
There
are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken
shit.
You
can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot
the shit,
or
duck when the shit hits the fan.
You
can give a shit or serve shit on a
shingle.
You
can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.
Some
days are colder than shit, some days are hotter
than shit, and some days are just plain
shitty.
Some
music sounds like shit, things can look like
shit, and there are times when you feel like
shit.
You
can have too much shit, not enough shit, the
right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird
shit.
You
can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find
yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit and other
times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out
smelling like a rose.
When
you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the
basic building block of the English language.
And
remember, once you know your shit, you don’t
need to know anything else!!
You
could pass this along, if you give a shit; or
not do so if you don’t give a
shit!
Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go. Just
wanted you to know that I do give a shit and
hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of
shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of
shit from some shithead………..
Well,
Shit Happens – just the depth
varies!!!