My trip home

Firstly i went to the shops with my friends, luke and shamus. Luke needed to buy some more undies so me and shamus grabed some 7 yr old girl ones and gave them to him, as we did these old folks were death staring us.

After i left the shops i had to go to the chiropracter, where i found out that i had torn my quad tendon that goes over my knee (6 weeks recovery)he said because im so awsome at touch .

After that i went around the corner to get some take away for dinner, where this old dude was playing bingo with himself, even stranger he was cheering him self on.
I got the fuck out of there because he wouldnt stop staring at me.

Listening to the radio with the window down i was listening to the radio- Host1: “fingering was a big part of my school” Host2: “really” Host1: “yer, my friend and i used to do alot of it”. “i always used to help her”. “anyways she wanted to break a world record of how many fingering u can get so she got the whole school involed”. Host2: “really the whole school” Host1: “yer the whole primary school, they all loved it”. I winded the window up to hear better, as i did irealized she was talking about finger knitting……the end