April Fools - Team IPX Acquired by leading Norwegian company Maximoto Corporation

We are pleased to announce leading Norwegian company Maximoto Corporation have acquired Team IPX. This acquisition represents a minor change in direction for us which can be summarised by the following changes:

  • ET:QW and ET:W will no longer be played. Instead we will move to console only gaming
  • Rule 1 and the team slogan is now: “You can kill an IPX, but you will NEVER outsmart the almighty Maximoto”
  • Rules 3, 6, 8, 13 and 35 are now: Honorary Members must do what Maximoto says
  • Rule 7 is now: When in doubt, go to Norway
  • Rule 51 is now: There is such a thing as a “Chocolate Martini”
  • Users will no longer earn Svalbards for contributions to the site – they will now earn Norwegians.

Please join me in all hailing our new Norwegian overlords.

More information about Maximoto Corporation can be found here

Comments

HarassmentPanda's picture

Shares

Submitted by HarassmentPanda on Tue, 01/04/2008 - 12:22.

Can one buy shares in the beloved Maximoto Corporation?

Who is on the fabled board of directors?

Fuzz's picture

The only person on the board

Submitted by Fuzz on Tue, 01/04/2008 - 13:14.

The only person on the board of directors is Per Sefland Maximto. Everyone shall answer to him.

Shares… in a console gaming clan? Sure I’ll sell you some shares

Sha8doW's picture

MUTTHAFARK!

Submitted by Sha8doW on Tue, 01/04/2008 - 18:29.

it better be april fools…

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