Still Alive?

Hashy's picture

Are we still alive….?

I can’t ever tell the difference… But the flea trap works rather nicely… watching those blood sucking parasites drown is satisfying.. AND IM A FRIGGING NATURE LOVING PSEUDO HIPPIE!!!!

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Robag's picture

/robag waves @ Hashy

Morning Bro

I trust you have your Australia native Christmas tree up :)

ta
Robag

Fuzz's picture

....

I’m safely tucked away in my mobile “bunker” 300 metres below the earth’s surface. I probably shouldn’t send you this picture as it may give away my exact location and a bunch of randoms may turn up begging for help.. I only got enough supplies for me, and fellow IPXers.

So join me if you wish.

I am here:

You can get there using a thing called a Module, pictured here:

The portal will be opening tonight as the world ends. It is a one time chance to get off of earth and to dimension X.

n0mad's picture

may I

Put my hand up as navigat0r s0me0ne t0 blame if we get l0st but I new these subtarain maps w0uld 0ne day c0me in handy….

What’s the gas mileage like Shad can we recycle dirt as fuel ?

well atleast IPX has a plan wait f0r Shad t0 pick us up……….

n0mad

Fuzz's picture

...

oh shit, i forgot to pick up Shad.

No go on the dirt as fuel thing unfortunately… here’s the features…

  • 972 rooms
  • A trans-dimensional portal used to transport people (or mutants) and objects between Earth and Dimension X.
  • Eyeball missile launchers
  • 5 trident-shaped laser cannons: two located at the top of the Technodrome at each side of the eye, two on its sides, and one on its front
  • 2 large laser cannons that can be deployed with multiple eyeball missile racks
  • A mounted surveillance eye on the top
  • A mouser factory
  • Training facilities
  • Three-foot-thick titanium armour
  • Huge tank treads, used to move the Technodrome across land or underground from each location.
  • Robot walker legs that can be used instead of tank treads
  • Gigantic saw blades and cutting devices
  • Pedal Power Generator
  • Large holding cells
  • Earthquake machine
  • Various drilling mechanisms
  • Motor pool area that houses foot bikes and technorovers
  • Trap Door in the center of the main control room
  • Star fighter deck that houses technowings
  • Classical Japanese Dojo Rooms[citation needed]
  • Balance control
  • Anti-gravitation generators making the technodrome able to hover slightly above the ground
  • Disintegrator Unit
  • Relay Room
  • Street Fighter II arcade machine
  • Engine Room
  • Laundry room
  • A turtle farm where hatchlings are bred for 126 hours before being lightly boiled in a basil and fey broth
  • Two stainless steel clad toilets at either end of the structure with industrial-strength rhino dung collector contraptions.
  • Bonsai Garden
  • Indoor Pool & Sauna

Source: wikipedia spec sheet for my custom built bunker dealie.

Sha8doW's picture

Bonsai Garden lol

We are alive (everyone except me, but I’ll detail that in a moment) there was never any fear of us dieing
the fleas as you speak of it, yes it funny to watch them die.

Xmas – Im holding an amnesty on stupid decisions. its kinda like confessional, but not for sins… unless those sins were stupid!

Now I would NOT like to thank telstra. so far the Tech has been out for 3 days, rooting around…. tinkering… disappearing down the street or to the exchange… in an attempt to resolve my drop outs (1 every 30 minutes) and a connection running and 1/4 the speed of dialup

Today he completely ran a new line from the end of the street to my place, but then he discovered that there was a crimp in the cable apparently right at the point where it enters my house…
At this point he proceeded to lecture me that: it was MY fault, and that it obvious that when the driveway was layed they broke it.
I responded that the driveway was over 1.5years old… and i’ve recently had the pleasure of ringing him to advise him that as of 3pm today (he finished at 10:30) My Internet provider can verify that I’ve experienced 6 drop outs! AND I’m still DLing at 12kbs from my provider on an ADSL2 connection

Fuzz's picture

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what the… slap him around, and then get your arse down here to the technodrome! I’m flying around in a technowing, but it’s no fun by myself.. I challenge you to an airborne duel!

oh and we got internets down here.

n0mad's picture

1,2,3 We Will Survive

s0 we can n0w st0p using the Mayan Calendar and start using This

Als0 I will be adding these t0 my 2013 wish list….

n0mad
s0 much st0ck supplies 0f f00d time t0 start eating I guess…

Sha8doW's picture

NINJA TURTLE LEGO!

GET THE FCUK OUT! (I know its fake tho, i’ve seen the 2013 lego line up)

BUT IM STILL HOPING THIS IS NOT A LIE…. like the cake!

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