/me going on a work related rant
Precursor – apologies, but I need a place to vent – some may understand or just find it funny!
Background – for what I am about to discuss, I have had zero involvement in over the last 2 months, and I’ve been on leave for the last week and been even more removed – of that’s possible
Also me in context – at work I know my shit. No one questions the shad, shads the best at what he does. “if you got a problem, yo I’ll solve it”. But shad, as you know is short tempered, has zero time for stupidity and IF this was the old west/feudal Japan I’d carry peacemakers/ sword and be aiming them at almost everyone, bosses included, blowing their stupidity away/cuttin their moronic brains clean of their necks – for the good of us all!
Situation – at 730 my boss calls me “I’m not comming into work
Today, real sick like, hey there is this meeting organised for today at 10 with x, y & z (all morons, above my pay grade) people’s you’ll need to run it! Oh and you’ll need x outcome!
Basically my job has identified that x, y & z aren’t doing their jobs properly, I’ve clearly identified what’s wrong, updated the information to current and given them their “clean start”
But now we are telling them to maintain it… And puttin measures in place to hold them to account!
They ain’t gunna like it, they gunna fight, squirm, blame and try and shoot me down!
Shads normal approach to this is to properly plan and diplomatically win!
But I dont have that luxury today – so default shad! : meeting time with the quick thinking, quick shooting shad – lets see these fuckers shoot back!
Normally at this level, this forum, it would be career suicide to approach as such! But as above I know my shit, and I now know their shit better then them!
So fuck my career, load my gun… It’s time to take these moronic c#%£s down!
Shad style!
Comments
Yay Public Service!
Any chance of an audio recording? I want to see(hear?) some layabout bastards getting Shad upon….
Overpaid layabouts?
In the public service?
I refuse to believe it.
as borderlands would say
“kill all of them that’s the fairest thing to do “
Cop that!
Cop that you obstructive SOBs!
as best as expected – so frustrated
I wish I knew how to do it. But I can’t!
How do people deflect nukes? It’s amazing!
“I don’t dispute your data shad, nor anything else, but it’s not in the right format, go back and do it again!”
“the report or the presentation?”
“the report!”
“Why the data is correct!?”
“Wrong format, and we don’t think it’s correct!”
“hang on… What? You didn’t question the data, you can’t!”
“yeah but we don’t like the out come”
“I can’t change the answer, 1+1=2 not 3!”
“you can present it different”
Quote “you can’t polish a turd! It’s shit, all I can tell you is what shade of brown it is!”
Bam! Stone cold silence!
Lol
I missed this post, had a busy week. I want an update! And the audio recording!!!
No recording!
Just abuse and not much action from retards
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