Apologies for letting you all down... Again

Sha8doW's picture
Submitted by Sha8doW on Thu, 14/03/2013 - 07:40

I’ve just recieved word that I was not selected as the new pope…
Sorry, I feel like I failed you all and have let you down greatly!

Jesus Christ… (it might have something to do with that black church?)

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ltmon's picture

Weren't you already...

Submitted by ltmon on Thu, 14/03/2013 - 09:06.

Weren’t you already Pope of something?

(/bender)

Robag's picture

hmmm

Submitted by Robag on Thu, 14/03/2013 - 10:29.

Pope Shad Paul the III

it kind of has a ring to it,
bl shad bl

ta
Robag

n0mad's picture

its all ab0ut the sh0es

Submitted by n0mad on Thu, 14/03/2013 - 11:43.

Shad ever wear red shoes ?
I have 0nly seen him in his spiffy IPX 0range runners
INSERT LINK TO SHADS PICS

n0mad

Sha8doW's picture

I think

Submitted by Sha8doW on Thu, 14/03/2013 - 21:09.

It had something to do with my refusal to wear white without blue and orange…
IPX is my religion!

Sha8doW's picture

So ive just been debriefed

Submitted by Sha8doW on Fri, 15/03/2013 - 19:09.

So I’ve just got my debrief about my unsuccessful poopel (yes poopel) application…
The cardinals, who I thought were a baseball team, didn’t like me referring to the previous pope as emperior palpatine or ratzburger

And apparently you need to be catholic…

Who’d have thunk it?

Sha8doW's picture

Passed up

Submitted by Sha8doW on Thu, 21/03/2013 - 17:30.

Passed up again…
This time for prime minister! Wtf

Fuzz's picture

This is

Submitted by Fuzz on Fri, 22/03/2013 - 08:12.

BS i tell you

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