lol funny

12 things ur doing:
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”

“What?” said the puzzled groom.

“How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”

“Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.

Fuzz's picture

Best place to live...

http://www.smh.com.au/travel/australia-ranked-no-2-for-quality-of-life-2...

AUSTRALIA has the second best quality of life in the world

2nd? Not bad. Behind Svalbard surely…

Norway is the only place in the world better than Australia

WTF? Norway?? Screw Norway!

I almost choked on my Svalbard Pops when I read that.

I can only assume they’re talking about Svalbard, given Norway owns (stole) it. Norway indeed….

For more information about Svalbard, and Norway’s evil rule – see Where the hell is Svalbard

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Upcomming New Releases! Cities XL, Operation Flashpoint 2, Modern Warfare 2, Borderlands

m0rnin all

So I’ve been waiting for a few of these games for MONTHS now. I still remember counting off 200 days till Modern Warfare 2, only about a month to go before we have MASS hype based disappointment!! bahahha

EDIT: updated release dates for Cities XL & Flashpoint 2 from 08/09OCT09 to 15OCT09.
EDIT2: changed back Cities XL to 09OCT09, shoulda been in the stores then, check over the weekend or Monday, should be good =)
http://games.on.net/app/3771/CITIES_XL Cities XL – A new “generation” city builder, something I think those of us who always enjoyed a good game of Sim City should appreciate. Really not sure about this one, but I do reckon it is worth a shot so anybody who likes these types of games, really do encourage you to go buy a copy when it becomes available =) and hey, its NOT from Maxis! So it wont have any of their trademark noobishness, fingers crossed!! ;) PC
09 October

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Where is Shad!?

News, Adventures and Storys of Grandure to follow soon!

Ooooops

umm i need help because i heared that there is a vid editor on the site and i cant find it

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Borderlands Preorders [Oct 02, 2009, 8:19 pm ET]

Preorders of Borderlands are now underway for Gearbox Software’s upcoming role-playing shooter, as the “remaining work items until gold” countdown on GearboxSoftware.com is down to 74.
Direct2Drive and Steam are each now accepting preorders/pre-purchases, and are offering a 10% discount to reward the advance commitment.
owww
get it now

ta
Robag

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Upgrading your Smokin-Guns client: Now for Windows users also (maybe)!

Our darn-tootin’ western game favourite is undergoing major upgrades for version 1.1. There’s no release plan for this yet, and development is slow as they don’t seem to have many people on board (if any of you folks can make good Q3 models and textures, there’s a project in need of some love!).

In the meantime, I’ve cheated just a little bit by using a development binary on top of the old 1.0 game. This binary includes the new ioQuake3 engine as used by Padman. It improves a few things in your client: better sound being the number one for me, as I can now hear where my enemies are more accurately. The other most noticeable difference is some nicer lighting.

More after the break….

Hitler rages about glitching in quakewars

little video I made up lol

cookies!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWEBeMh6u_c

Fuzz's picture

Slim...Dusty...2?

Was anyone up in time to get pictures of this morning’s dust storm? I was awake to see it at about 5:30 but fell back asleep before thinking to take any photos. Was all clear by 9am when I woke up again (gotta love Saturday morning).

Some nice pictures of it here – http://www.smh.com.au/photogallery/national/dust-turns-sydney-sky-red/20...

Ouch

Dead Space:

(with an emphasis on dead)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIdkR85kpKs

*warning content contains laughable amounts of violence

on a side note, the game is now $30 on steam for the weekend

I just know how much you all love dying ;)

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